#dogmomproblems | Meet the crazies

Where are all my dog moms at? I see you and although we aren’t attempting to raise humans and make them into excellent people to release into society, we are busy getting our life’s dictated by a dog’s eating schedule.

And as a fellow dog mom, I feel like I can share in on this pain. Oh, I am sorry, pleasure. The dogs bring me pleasure…

We have two crazies, Jack Daniels and Lulu Dexter. Both are a wonderful 70 pound lap dogs. Well one that is suppose to be 70 and another that is actually suppose to be 55 but you know, treats did him in. And I probably have more bizarre, crazy, off the wall dog stories than most but let me introduce my crazies.

This is Jack Daniels Dexter,

He is super cute right!!! This is our baby. The first born as you would say. He is a three year old flat coat retriever even though Petsmart thought he was a lab but I won’t judge. And if you noticed his name, he is obviously named after the whiskey. The day we found him and adopted him, they told us he was brought up from Tennessee and I looked Andy dead in the eye and we both whispered Jack Daniels. There might be something wrong with us but I guess that is why we have stuck together all these years.  He is what we call our “super cuddler” as in, if you aren’t being the big spoon at night, you are a  very unacceptable human in him eyes. You can only let go of him after, and I truly being after, he starts snoring. And ladies and gentleman, he snores loud!

And Meet Miss Lulu Dexter,

She is our little stinker pants. Like literally, she sweats and smells awful. She gets baths at least once a week. Team German Shepard of the win? I mean if you haven’t guess, she is a German Shepard although we do not believe she is pure. We rescued her from White Paws German Shepard rescue. She was the last female pup in her litter. Lulu is…..arg I can’t even describe what its like to own a German Shepard. She is probably the basis of most future stories so I will just leave her at that.

Together these two create 99% of my #dogmomproblems and as funny as the stories may seem, they are all 100% real and authentic because honestly, I couldn’t make these up if I tried. I mean who would predict why one dog would nose dive off the deck…

Anyways, until next month. Keep living your best dog mom life and let me know you #dogmomprobelms

Love and wet nose kisses from Camille, and Jack oh and Lulu